ABQ’s Fiercest Femmes in Miss Universe 2012: Elizabeth Golovanova of Russia


Love this photo of Russia's Elizabeta Golovanova - a picture of innocence battling with sophistication...

Love this photo of Russia’s Elizabeta Golovanova – a picture of innocence battling with sophistication…

Russia – Elizabeth Golovanova – 5’10”

Russia has launched a nuclear missile! Target is Las Vegas. Name is Elizabeth Golovanova – a pianist and law student!  This super-nova beauty was largely ignored at the Miss World 2012 but maybe for good reason. Perhaps the Miss Universe crown is for her…

The Minus: This is what her critics have been saying online: Only the birds would love her hair. When she won, Elizabeth Golovanova was sporting Rapunzel-like hair which looked in desperate need of a garden sprinkler. This honor student’s smile reminded me of Milk Maid condensada. And her front teeth were crooked. Not good. To add insult to injury, many critics felt that her runners-up looked far more polished than her. And they say she has no hips. So why is she in my list? Read on…

The Plus: Maganda talaga si Russia, as in!  Her beauty radiates beyond the physical stuff mentioned above. Elizabeth Golovanova is very much like a newly discovered cache of uranium. Nakaka-excite! You need to dig it up and process it first before you can enjoy it (if anyone can enjoy uranium.) And voila! Elizabeth Golovanova has leveled up since she won Miss Russia in March 2012! Her teeth are now pretty little white lambs all in a row, her hair is no longer in dire need of moisture…  and who cares about trim hips?!!  I just can’t complain anymore! If Miss U had an award for best metamorphosis, it would undoubtedly go to Russia…. with love!

My Favorite Photo of Elizabeta Golovanova: is the one above where she is in a silvery gown. She looks like a princess about to become a queen! Beee-yoooo-ti-fullll!

Can you see the difference in Elizabeta Golovanova? The photos on the right were taken when she won Miss Russia in March 2012. The big photo was taken this December. WOOOOOW!

Can you see the difference in Elizabeta Golovanova? The photos on the right were taken when she won Miss Russia in March 2012. The photo on the left was taken this December. WOOOOOW!

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