My New Life as a… KONTRABIDA!


Joyce Ann Burton as Hazel Benitez in #AngLihimNiAnnasandra on GMA7 Afternoon Prime

“For me, you’re just a vacuum cleaner. At wala akong pakialam kung i-vacuum mo ang lahat ng cuticles sa kwartong ‘to… Huwag lang anak ko ang higupin mo!” – Hazel Benitez to Annasandra…

Well, well, well… it seems like my evil plot to rule the world has come one step closer to it’s fruition today, October 6, 2014, with the debut of Ang Lihim ni Annasandra on GMA7 Afternoon Prime (after Dading!). Although technically, next Monday pa ako lalabas as ‘Hazel Benitez’, ang matapobreng ina ni William Benitez (played by Mikael Daez).

LOL! Don’t you just love that word, ‘matapobre’? Mwahaahaha!

So, now that God has answered my prayer to become an evil entity (thank you Lord ha?) I can finally unleash my dark self and tell you all about my dreams of stepping on kittens and perhaps having them for breakfast as well! Four years ko itong pinagdasal at pinaghirapan at ngayon binigyan ako ng break ng GMA7! So now, it’s my turn to break the will of anyone who CROSSES MY PATH! Mwaahaaha!

To be honest, saying nasty things straight into the face of someone who annoys the heck out me is liberating. Here is one of my favorite examples:

“For me, you’re just a vacuum cleaner. At wala akong pakialam kung i-vacuum mo ang lahat ng cuticles sa kwartong ‘to… Huwag lang anak ko ang higupin mo!”

I actually yelled that beautifully crafted sentence into the poor tear-stained face of Annasandra (played by Andrea Torres). How yummmy naman

Then, I get to slap people around! I mean, how many of you get to do that AND get a talent fee for it? Well, my first victim was my own son. They say charity starts at home diba? LOL! So I got to slap the pretty face of William after he humiliated me by announcing to the world that that… well… okay… I won’t tell you nalang. Although I’m a Kontrabida with a capital K and would love nothing more than to spoil the story for you, baka magalit ang mga bossing ko sa GMA7. I still need to pick up my next TF so dapat bait-baitan muna diba?

But I PROMISE YOU that their authority over me won’t last long. I’ve got a plan to rule the world diba? And that includes THEM!!!

Mwwaahahahaahaha!

by Hazel Benitez.

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